The Land of the Totally Insane
After a couple of days of enjoying the umm…*raises eyebrow* stimulating reactions to the post formerly known as God Bless MLK, I decided I should branch out and maybe read the news since I was *yawn* y’know…done with the whole subject…suffice it to say nobody should make any assumptions over the education or color of those they are writing to online. One would think that a University Educated Personage would know that a set of " " was used to "QUOTE" what OTHERS might have "SAID". As in "YOU PEOPLE" out there who are "educating me" (I quote your email dear since you were so eloquent in it - notice the "quotes" which indicate I am "quoting" you.) I for one have never called any one person or group "you people" but Al Sharpton has and HIM…psh…please…I’d rather snake my septic system with my tongue than discuss his past actions…Tawanna Brawley ‘n all….AA, anglo, purple or green…he has in the past been nothing but a troublemaker. End of OPINION to which I am entitled. Whatever my color. Oh and just so that those who wish to teach me about Black History DON’T get their britches in a bunch - I ALSO don’t wish to discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, Fidel Castro, or the Khmer Rouge. I am an equal opprotunity eye roller and subject hater. Everyone should celebrate their differences but stop shoving them up my ass and trying to EDUCATE me on the wrongness of MY differences.
/of dignifying the ranters.
Right. Sooooo I decided to read up on the news today and passed this gem which made me sit for a moment…brain in "stutter" mode:
Teenagers do grow more materialistic: study
Who decided we needed a study on this and how much did they pay????!!!! Are they KIDDING!?!?!? Since the dawn of time when Ock wanted a rounder rock teenagers have become more acquisitive as they aged…we needed to STUDY this!? What half-wit parent decided (or government official) that they needed some sort of Official Nod that their suspicions were correct???
This is even less useful than the study on the impact of Goose and Duck Turds on Local Lakes….
At least THERE they were trying to justify hunting certain populations of geese.
What’s next? Measuring Bovine Methane Emissions and It’s Impact on the Ozone?
Who gets to capture the cow farts?
